When I get really bored at night and don’t feel like just going to sleep, I look up random things on the Internet.  Tonight, I ended up looking up hair loss vitamins.  I am not going bald and my family’s health history says that I probably won’t.  In fact, I was at the barber’s today getting my hair cut.  I was just reading a magazine article about hair loss vitamins and didn’t get too far into it before it was my turn.  Apparently, for men, there are no vitamins that will help re-grow hair.  Once you go bald, you can’t go back.  Unless of course you feel like investing in a really effective toupee and no one can tell that you’re actually bald, but that’s not really the same thing.  However, women do have hope.  Female pattern baldness exists as well as male pattern baldness and there are hair loss vitamins that do help them.  My understanding is that this is nature’s way of rewarding women for putting up with the extreme pain and discomfort of bearing and giving birth to a child.  Men can’t have children; therefore they have to go bald as their punishment.  Well, a lot of men have to.  Not all.  Some of us are nicer to women and therefore get to keep more of our hair.